Lady Boner of the Week

Well ladies it’s that time of week again, so shrug off a couple of layers of clothes and grab a fan because this is going to be a steamy one.

Now without further adieu, I introduce to you the one, the only,

Mr. Ryan Gosling.

This bundle of hotness was born November 12th, 1980 in Ontario, Canada. (Woahhh he’s Canadian, so international)

This gorgeous gentleman first graced the stage at the ripe age of twelve kickin’ it with Timberlake, Spears and Aguilera on The Mickey Mouse Club.

Being on the Mickey Mouse Club, makes him a triple threat. Though he can actually sing, dance and act; unlike some of his cast member on the show. He had his first real success when he played the role of Alan in Remember the Titans. But I know that most of us fans know him from the romantic classic, The Notebook.

This movie is a staple in every girl’s romantic life. When this movie came out, many of my peer’s and myself didn’t really know much about love.  Thankfully, it gave us all an unrealistic version we will never be able to obtain. So really, every time we think of love and our love life we will consciously of subconsciously think of this movie and of how we wish for a man like Noah. Bam, yeah just dropped some knowledge on you. Now, hopefully some of us have matured and realized that we are not going to find a hot carpenter to build us a house. But hey, sometimes nothing beats imaging it was Noah, who wrote to you every day for a year, and that it’s not over between you two and it still isn’t over and then you two make out in the rain. See, I told you that fan was needed.

Ryan’s career took off after the Notebook. He received an Academy Award nomination from his role in Half Nelson (I highly recommend this movie btw) He also had superb performances in Lars and the Real Girl, Blue Valentine (WHICH HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN NOMINATED FOR, Double ugh) and All Good Things. Ryan Gosling also happens to be a very talented musician. He has a band called the Dead Man’s Bones, which is semi-indie folk/rock/choir.

Boss.

He loves to strum on the guitar and ukelele! In this clip you can watch him play and sing “You always hurt the ones you love” on Kimmel—

Swoon!

Ryan also is quite the animal lover. In this picture below, he is carrying his dog George in the airport so his pretty little paws don’t get hurt on the escalator. I wonder if he would do the same for me…

Mr. Gosling has a great sense of style, which is always much appreciated by the ladies. From his facial hair to his shoes, that man has always got it going on.

Are you digging these green pants as much as I am?

See, great facial hair and shoes! And the leather jacket and glasses, we get both the bad boy and the oh-so-studious guy all at once! GASP

Ryan also adorns his body with a couple of pretty cool tattoos, take notes boys (very doubtful that any men have read this, and if you’ve even made it this far,I’m impressed)

On his left shoulder you can kind of see his tattoo of the cover of The Giving Tree. Yes, The Giving Tree. So deep, right? Just imagining a pensive Gosling questioning life and the selfishness of the boy in the story gives us a LITERATURE LADY BONER! I believe he also adorns a tattoo of a bar on one of his wrists and a claw on one of his arms. Gosling was once quoted “A tattoo should never be meaningful,” he explains, “because at a certain point you’re going to hate it, and it might as well make you laugh.”

Another thing that makes our lady boner go sha-swing are motorcycles. And guess what, Ryan is a hog rider. I know just when you thought he couldn’t get any better, he does! All of that power between those man thighs (maybe I shouldn’t be writing this at 2 in the morning if I’m using man thighs) Some girls even let their imagination drift to thinking that her and Ryan could have cute matching helmets for when they go on rides together, with the wind in their hair. Though motorcycles do make me a little nervous, I think we can all agree that we watch him do a couple of laps around the block on it, because he just looks too good on it to pass up the opportunity.

Another thing Ryan loves to do, is playing in the rain. He did it in the Notebook and this lovely picture below. Lady Boners of the World love a man who looks good in the rain.

For more juiciness of this man, you can check out his upcoming movie Crazy, Stupid Love (also stars Steve Carell, possibly a future lady boner and Emma Stone a possible Guy Boner/Girl Crush) which debuts his fabulous abs on July 29th.

You’ll see it now, you filthy women.

Also check out the hilarious website called Fuck Yeah! Ryan Gosling, http://fuckyeahryangosling.tumblr.com/. It has all sorts of charming pictures like the one below.

He’s such a great listener, Sigh.

Until next week, this has been Meghan, correspondent of the Lady Boner of the Week, over and out.

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