Lady Boner of The Week

RUPERT GRINT/RON WEASLEY! (oh yeah I’ll be diving into both)

Yeah, I know some of you are like “Whattt Meghan another ginger? Girl you must be trippin!’ Well, ladies I am FO REAL! Gingers are a hot commodity because soon they will be extinct! Hopefully, it doesn’t start a Children of Men-esq thing but if you happen to reproduce with him, some might say you’re saving the world!

Grint demonstrated his lady skills at the ripe age of 11 by winning over the casting directors of Harry Potter by his rapping skills! Yeah girl, he can serenade you with a rap. Mine would go something like this, “I ain’t not pagan but I’d worship me some Meghan” Unfortunately, when this little ginger snap first graced the screen, we were a little more enchanted with his captain, Mr. Potter. But I think we all have come to the realization that Harry has no game! Those smooches between him and Ginny are so weak! Rupert/Ron showed us that he is quite the comedian in and outside of Hogwarts. I mean, can you think of a better line than “Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow.” ? If you could, you should keep in mind he says all of this in a British accent!  Ladies go crazy for a British accent.  Just imagine this sexy man referring to your knickers. (thumpidy thump thump) oOh what’s that? Oh yes, that is your heartbeat getting faster. But you have got to relax because we are only getting started.

This picture should have calmed you down. Or you may be into that kind of stuff. Anyway, we love a guy who loves to eat/ appreciate sweets. Ron Weasley is known for his sweet tooth. Plus girls need a guy who eats a lot of snacks becuase then we don’t feel bad about eating so much! Now, I’m not saying we love a heavy set guy who chills out on the couch with one hand in his pants and the other in the popcorn bowl, but we love a guy who would be like “Hey, you look like you need a sundae, my treat babe.” And for you lazy girls who can’t even be bothered to go out and get your ice cream with your beau, no worries because Rupert Grint purchased an ice cream truck!

                                                          Yeah, your froyo date is just a couple steps away from the front door.

Plus, he also seems like a really nice guy who would probably just walk to the ice cream place for your sluggish arse anyway.  Some of you may even think that Rupert Grint isn’t physically attractive due to his pale skin and not being chiseled to core, but you ladies need to appreciate all kinds of beauty. For those of you who have seen the recent Harry Potter movie you know the scene in which Rupert removes his shirt, we all noticed that he has a little meat to him and we loved that! (We were also wondering if Emma was going to remove her shirt but that’s for a whole other discussion) Some of you may disagree with me and will only settle for a man who does ab riperX every day, but hey maybe a little arm porn will get your fancy?

       

Cha Ching, I just purchased two tickets to the gun show.

And if arms or the lack of undefined abs doesn’t get your engines revving then let’s take notice to his beautiful eyes. There is really nothing better than a ginger with blue eyes, it’s really just stunning. Moving on to my last favorite part of Rupert Grint’s anatomy are his lips. Now, I’m not really a lip girl and I don’t really know any lip women to begin with but, after watching Grint utter British sounding words off those smackers rocked my lipworld.

Just gaze into that smolder. It hurts so good.

Moving on from his physical attributes, let’s delve a little into his personality. He’s the jealous type! Now, not all men know how to perfect the hotness of jealousy, some don’t care at all and well that’s just boring and others are way to cray cray when it comes to it.  But somehow Rupert/Ron has managed to perfect the art of jealously. From Krum to Harry, Rupert always lets his woman know what’s up! Check it out in this clip–

Even though the horcrux might have triggered this jealousy spell, he was still super fine having his little freakout.

Rupert also happens to have arachnophobia just like his character Ron. I know we will all eat up his little squeals from spiders just like we did from the movies. Also, no lady should have a problem with being the bigger man for a hot sec when it comes to disposing a spider for Rupert. Us, Lady Boners, like guy who can admit their fears. So, despite your squeals,  you assert your bravery at other moments, we tip our hats off to you Mr. Grint.

Rupert Grint is also a spokesperson for Make Mine Milk. Though, the latest Harry Potter mislead viewers into thinking Grint will look like a fat hideous man in 20 years, I know the truth.  This man will have no hunchback or brittle bones! Oh, what could be better than to not listen to your old partner bitch about all of his aches and pains. Instead, he will have to listen to me because I refuse to consume milk, unless cookies or cereal are involved. He seems like the listening type so he will love to hear me whine. Lastly, Rupert is a pretty great guy. He donates a lot of money and time to various charities. Also fame and success seems to have not gone to his head. Everyone loves a very successful yet, humble guy. These qualities make him seem even attainable to the normal girl. So, like many of you, I wait for that day when Rupert and I meet at an ice cream shop where we stuff our faces, maybe it will be love,or perhaps disgust. (Hopefully the former)  Even if we don’t get to sample a little orange in our life, I believe we will all still cherish his portray of Ronald Weasley for the rest of our lives.

                                                                                                              HONORABLE MENTION

I really can’t end this post without even mentioning the truly magical transformation of Matthew Lewis aka Neville Longbottom.

Neville always received the poop end of the stick. His quote of  “why is it always me?” defined his character until his glorifying moment at the end of the series. I have always had a special place in my heart for Neville, but it was never for his hypnotizing good looks. I enjoyed his goofy character especially in the fourth movie when he got to show off his dancing skills—

As the movies went on, his character progressed to be stronger.(and more attractive)  But shock waves were sent around the world when everyone saw Matthew Lewis at the premier for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two.

                                        I know all of you are all  “WHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT OH MY GODDDD THAT CAN’T BE NEVILLE” because that’s exactly how I reacted when I saw this recent picture. I mean, the guy is carrying a pocket watch for christ sakes. And those teeth!!  Lewis is obviously having the last laugh because no guy carries a pocket watch like that without knowing he’s smoking. I’m mad at myself for not keeping my options open for this one, but I can say I have learned a valuable lesson to keep in mind that some men just age fine like wine.

No one doesn’t love a good underdog story but it’s even better when the loser comes out of it so damn fine. Thank you Matt for giving us a delicious surprise. NEVILLE FOR LIFE!

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2 comments

  1. this is perhaps one of the funniest things ever. I love this. I think you should have move lady boners and be inclined to write more “Lady Boners of the Week”. (Sorry if that sounded totally inappropriate, it wasn’t the case in my head!)

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